⚡️Creative Director @160over90 🎬 Comedy Writer/ Director
Sweaty and broken and surprisingly content. 📸 by @samigreenfield #firecracker5k
These women for President.
Sometimes I just like to post purdy things. Mornin’ y’all.
Saturday’s are for the boys. And the women that are sitting literally 5 feet away at the same table. *Bryce wasn’t around for this photo but that stick figure is freakishly accurate.* #sorryisaac
Tomorrow is gonna suck.
The only holiday that celebrates what dads love most: electronics. And oh yeah, their kids.
When Pookie’s call goes to voicemail.
@septaphilly might be the new Netflix as far as having solid, original content. P.S.- “cornflakes!” is my new catchphrase.
C+ body coming through!
Kicking this baby moon off right. We chugged 1 mocktail, 1 bourbon mint julep thing, calamari, gnocchi, chicken paillard, and even a key lime pie all in an hour so we could rush back to the hotel for Game Of Thrones. I’m so overly full I’m scared to gamble on a fart but fuck it. Yolo, plus hotel laundry amiright?! Sincerely, Colbert Entertainment.
Sundays were made to be sexy.
In honor of the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere this Sunday I wanted to share the amazing experience I had years ago when they were first casting the series and I got to audition for the character of Khal Drogo! I had to pay for my own plane ticket to LA, hotel and find a new job after cause my boss fired me for just suddenly leaving work one day and not showing up until a week later- but it was well worth it! The Casting Director was so confident and direct in the room it was refreshing! #soblessed Bring on Season 8 baby! @jillian colbert . . . . #got #khaldrogo #gameofthrones #winteriscoming #winterishere #khaleesi #asongoficeandfire #forthethrone #jasonmamoa
Here’s me wicked hammered last night with some of my closest friends and my wife who is posing like shes in a mentos commercial. It was an amazing meal. @osteriaphilly was smart to put us in the back private room after we strutted in off the street all stanky from fireball. Cheers to good friends and good food 🙏🕺🎉🥂 now if you’ll excuse me it’s past my bedtime.
Me trying to work in an “open floor plan.” #summerrental
Really glad I wore the most wrinkled shirt I own for New Biz headshot day at work. I look like 2015 Ben Affleck.
Hakuna matata y’all. It’s the first day of Spring which means it’s okay for me to look like an Easter egg with legs, and it means that my 60th birthday is just two weeks away. If you need gift ideas just find something online that’s grossly overpriced and I’ll love it! I’m also really into real estate. Cause I have none. 📸 by @kvodaphotos
Are you in need of a fitness routine but you’re not successful enough to afford a reputable trainer? Then come on down to Colbert’s Basement Gym! All types of clients are welcome! Even those with a raging gluten allergy and a weakness for Panera Bread as their “pre workout snack.” . . . . . Special thanks to client @sarahlouisek12 and our new staff 🎥 @jillian colbert. #colbertsbasementgym #comedy #fitnessmotivation #badtrainer #gymvideos #fart #panerabread #fartjokes #planetfitness #goldsgym #personaltrainer #sweat #fitness #gym #strong #trx #
Take me back to @jillian colbert burping me on top of a mountain in Bali. I’ve only been on one honeymoon so I can safely say that one was my favorite. 🙏🏄♂️💃🥂🎉
Just like your favorite show on @hgtv except with way more dad jokes. Broke House Hunters is here. . . . . #brokehousehunters #househunters #hgtvhousehunters #hgtv #househuntersinternational #comedy #comedycentral #sketchcomedy #dadjokes #humor #tv
My newest comedy sketch I directed “Broke House Hunters” is up! Link is in my bio. Co writer @therealmatts Shot by @nicholaspopkey & @mattpizzano Sound by @zachsutermusic Special producing help by @andyissimo Starting @haelywhite @splandon @patrickmbot @rendeldaisy #brokehousehunters #hgtv #househunters #realestate #comedy #sketchcomedy
In LA I was just “another writer.” In Philly I’m a GOD DAMN DOCTOR. I think I’m gonna like it here. (And yes, I have to put my greatness on hold and “pause” to be in photos with people that’s just how special I am. ) But I’m glad this new title isn’t blowing my ego up. That would be in bad taste... #heartball2019
Are you like @deannadirector and tired of your car not only acting as your mode of transportation but also your gym/house/toilet? Then come on down, literally, to Colbert’s Basement Gym! Sign up today and you’ll get a lifetime of friendship with me, the owner, plus a free, gently used water bottle. . . . #colbertsbasementgym #gym #fitnessmotivation #homegym #comedy #trx #goldsgym
Is using a 32 inch TV as an external monitor absurd? Not asking for a friend. #colbertsbasementgym
I’m not shocked that Pookie still had this Christmas list that I made when I was 12 in her attic. But I am shocked that at age 37 literally nothing has changed. That “Other” section is a real moving target though. It goes from Fireworks to just BEADS. What kind of beads? The cool kind, obvi. Thanks for finding this archeological gem @samigreenfield #soblessed
Yours truly is going to be Mr. January in a new pin up calendar sold exclusively at @barnesandnoble called Dad Vibes- featuring men doing things like yard work, paying bills, and yelling “STOP PULLING YOUR SISTERS HAIR!” Sexy right?? #fakenews
Running a small biz like Colbert’s Basement Gym solo definitely ain’t easy. That’s why we’re now hiring! Looking for personal trainers and just real “go getters!” Aka people that are willing to work for free Costco samples. Medical and dental offered? Good question! . . . . . #colbertsbasementgym #homeworkout #trx #fitness #narcos #costco #workout #humor #dork
Guys it’s okay to just say no next time your barber tries to swivel you around in the chair so you can awkwardly face the other patrons.
Wanna crush that “get fit” New Years Resolution? Come on down to Colbert’s Basement Gym. Literally, if you come from the front door. Otherwise the back slider is open M-F 10-4. Don’t forget to bring your own towel, music, and space heater! . . . . . #basementgym #newyearsresolution #gym #getfit #fitness #comedy #iphonexs #colbertsbasementgym #gymfail #workout #swole
I won’t be ashamed of my past. Lots of people strip to pay for college. @therealmatts
Probably the biggest, most exciting shoot I’ve ever done. I’d like to thank my in laws’s couch and the new iPhone for having these really dumb Pixar scenes to play with. I’d also like to NOT thank Dory for being a scene-stealing son of a bitch. Plus she crop dusted me more than once yet denied it. WE ALL KNOW IT WAS YOU D DOG! NO ONE ELSE HAD THE LAMB BOLOGNESE! Anyways...#soblessed #pixar #academyawards #iphonexs