Looking at that bottle of Advil like
Walking into work Monday morning shells of the people we were five days ago
Just opened my wicked dope new steamer! #Feeling22!
The last two idiots who should be alone in a city together, coming soon
Third time's a charm ✌🏻
Trying to teach @ambourke how to smile :/
Nothing is my fault.
I'm not cold you're cold
Me and the lady who told me Santa isn't real!
Happiest 22nd my angel keep being better than me in every way 💘
Don't look at me Karen
It's been 30 years, but I'm back. Everything's gone perfectly to plan except for one small flaw due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa, complications arose in the unfreezing process.
Name a worse duo. #RIPHughHefner
Roll Blue Parrot postgame
*Fakes ACL injury to be carried around 24/7*
WISE words from ya elders #whygphi #birdsinourchapterroom
Together & no Newburyport cops had to get involved? Groundbreaking.
Life's getting a little too quiet without you, friend
Every time you hear the words Senior Year- drink.
Christening our senior year housing 🤑💸
@sunnycoclothing NEED this red bathing suit! A must-have for summer 2k17!
Ily ma dood!¡ 🌙
Hold me close & never graduate
Do not resuscitate
Happy 21st my love, guess this means you'll be buying the drinks at formal 😘
Keeses 4 global warming
Raise ur chalice in memory of G'Acomo's pesto pasta
my literal yoomAns
"all dat water yet dis hoe still thirsty"- captions by @lizaaa1819
Flo my god 🙌
Beats the view of my term paper
I Duomo how i'm gonna leave this place
Eye see London